Favorite Ship?

Yo, America.

I heard you've been really close with England.

Ah, the joy of google.

I'm not into this 'marriage' thing that much but... guess I might as well play along. As for myself, I see myself being a seme too. A very badass seme.

with standards.

So girls, (because it's obvious that this topic is going to be flooded with fangirls... and Japan. It shall be a sight that we shall all remember for the rest of our lives. ' The day the fangirl tide came and crashed upon the board') let's see those pairings.

As for myself, I'll admit I'm fond of Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia. Seriously, that pairing gives people diabetes. Then again, I'm pretty flexible with any pairing. And maybe having a date with Hungary would be interesting....

Speaking of Hungary, expect the little Yaoi fan to come at any moment when she finds the site.

Well of course; you'd have to be the weirdest person in the world not to give a little smile at ChibitaliaXHolyRomanEmpire.
Also- GermanyXItaly. I don't know how that can NOT be canon.
AMERICA HAS STATED IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE!...unless you're in politics...or famous...or part of the armed forces, or-YOU GET THE POINT!


Although this is TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY my OTP right here:



HAHAHAHA!!!! DUDE! THAT IS THE LAST TIME I BORROW YOUR D.S.!
Seriously....


And curses Google...I'm never the seme ever; am I? DAMN IT! THE LARGE GLOBAL POWER SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE SEME! FFFFFFFFF!!!
I'm totally the seme.
And this is totally not denail or anything like that!
England's totally going to see I wrote that and murder me; isn't he?


I guess all I have left to say is this:

Spoiler:

DUDE! A-are you fapping to just regular fanart of yourself?

.......whatever*looks up Brits Gone Wild*
R-radicaaaaal.

That DS pairing is definitely valid...

But this is also one of the most accurate pairings ever seen.

Spain/Octopus

Oh, screw Romano.
THIS is a true man's pairing.

Ever since the World Cup, the guy's been going on and on about the ' Magical all-knowing psychic octopus.'

WE GAVE HIM THAT OCTOPUS.
SO THAT VICTORY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO US.

Besides, I was the one who told him about the damn thing.... Just mention the 'predicting abilities of the magical seafood' and you have the guy fawning all over it. At first, it was funny seeing him believe me about it.

Until he asked to 'borrow it' for the World Cup.
Months later, I found out they were supposed to make it their 'unofficial king'.


Obviously, this is Spain's one and true love.

AND WHO WOULDN'T FAP OVER A SEXY BEAST LIKE MYSELF?
Besides, take a look at those 'other' choices. A guy with the eyebrows the size of someone's foot, some yaoi fic, Belgium's panties and....

whatever Russia's looking at...

What is that? A dead corpse?

HAHAHAHAHAA! What do you bet Japan's writing a tentaclerape doujin of those two right now?
But, hey, I thought Germans were the ones who had the weird fetishes. Italy seems like a pretty normal guy to me..of course then there's the mafia- and now I'm curious. AS AN AMERICAN, I MUST DO THE POLITICALLY CORRECT THING: STICK MY NOSE IN THEIR BUISNESS AND TRY TO SNAG PICTURES OF THEIR PRIVATE LIVES!


And H-HEY! THOSE EYEBROWS AR-okay, yeah. They are....disturbing...BUT HEY, WHATCHA GONNA DO? YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR FISH AND CHIPS WITHOUT THE SMELL!
Why do I get the feeling like I'm about to have a magic wand shoved through my brain?

Whatever Russia is looking at-- I think that is...some kind of rape thing- I'm not sure. Do I want to even know?

.... If he is, I'm hoping he won't be err.... 'generous enough' to share it....

Gott knows what mental images follow along with those doujinshis.
From experience, I can say he normally makes those things as... descriptive and visual as possible.

(It's probably the stuff Russia reads in his free time.)
And Hungary as well.

And I've wondered about that too. Can't really imagine the guy holding a trigger to someone's head though. Water gun, maybe. Or one of those BB guns... Nah, not those. He'd probably surrender as soon as the person taps him on the shoulder.

Then again, I also can't help but imagine him bursting into song while being 'stealthy'. Because the best way to hide is to make as much noise as possible, right?

But maybe we should interrogate ask him one of these days.

I can imagine his brother in the mafia though. Have you seen the way he glares at every single person who walks by or breathes? I imagine he'd put us all to death if he had the chances.

Then again, the kid's got spunk. Might be interesting to have him as an 'ally'. Kesesese~

Ah, don't you just hate it when everyone's a killjoy? You think people would be able to take a joke.

Gott, you play one little prank and bam! Drill Sergeant mode activated. Have fun scrubbing toilets, tanks and everything else the guy can find in range.

I still believe that my theory about him preparing these things on purpose is true. Probably has a whole room of dirty crap just in case I screw up something.

I have a feeling like he'll charge up the prices for Hungary and just pull them out in front of our faces just to scare us off of his property...or when I badly dub another one of his animes...

But yeah, maybe North Italy is the harmless part while South Italy is the not-so-harmless-but -still-kinda-useless part. Yeah, that works. It's like a twin/spit personality thing going on there.
Of course, I'm not sure if Romano'd be willing to be allies with us unless Italy is first.
THIS WILL TAKE ALOT OF CONVINCING (and pasta) TO DO!

Also; I know how you feel....Ol' Eyebrows is ready to smack me every time I screw something up...or just for no reason at all. Do you know how many times he pulls up dirty laundry? ALOT! It's like I start talking and he's like "Oh what-what and ditty ditty bang wankers! My unicorns are so sexy with their large horns and flowing manes and I'm going to strip down and turn into an angel and leave you here all alone while I go push other countries down and be a friggin' pirate so you're stuck to fend for yourself and screw up things like the dirt bowl while I sit here eating bad scones and expect you to pay for your exports even though there's no law letting me do that" and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
It's like- Dude, calm yo self!



And I think we've gotten off base here haven't we?
I need to set up a general chat thread now.

Two halves of a coin, but both equally useless.
Makes sense.

And I just had this mental picture of Japan chasing people off with a bunch of papers in his hand while screaming " Get off my territory you damn kids!"

This needs to be tested and made.

And Gott, that's rough. He's really proud of his... unicorns isn't he?

Can't imagine how his room looks like now. Probably filled with pictures and drawings all saying ' The pweetiest cweatures evar een existence, my wovewy unicones'.

Shit, I think I'm going to be sick.

And he strips down and turns into an angel... Yeah, I heard of that.
Does he have some fetish for magical creatures? Or is he just eternally high? I'd believe either.

Hmm... hey. Try telling him that you're coat's made of unicorn fur someday. Let's see how he reacts~ Kesesese~

And those were scones? I thought they were fossilized cow dung....

Also, I guess we have.
That'd be a good idea.

MADE THE THREAD.
http://roleplayhetalia.forumotion.com/t13-general-chat
BOOYAH!

And yeah; Kiku might turn into that scary girl from The Ring when he's pissed. But that sounds almost as fun as a free ticket to disney world...We gotta set up a time a place for it!


AND I SHOULD DO THAT! HAHAHAA! HE'LL BE ALL OVER ME IN A HEARTBEA-*notices who just joined*......Britain's about to click on the thread and read all of this- isn't he?


SHIT! WE'RE DEAD!

I'm not trolling.
You're just being "butthurt."
( At least, I think that's the word)

Besides, why would I waste my time trolling YOU?

I already know you can't possibly reply to any of my awesome remarks. So it won't give me much satisfaction. If it was Austria on the other hand, then I'd get a kick out of that.

I never get tired of seeing him 'bawwww'.

And keep telling yourself that. Because if it's such a waste of time...
Then why are you on the Internet?

Also, you're just jealous of my awesome laugh.
It's one of a kind.

Plus I've heard your laugh isn't any better. Hmmm~?

I would, if he was here.
You're probably my... tenth choice of entertainment.

(But hey when you don't have much options, deal with it.)

And a dying animal? HA! That's the sound of your mind crumbling at my mass levels on awesomeness that you hear!

Also at least your laugh is better than your food.

Toilet paper is your new best friend:

Mmmmm.....
Looks real appetizing, huh?
Where'd you get it? The nearest sewer?