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PostSubject: Quotes From Site Members   Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:54 pm

If you have any quotes from people on the site, post them below and I'll add them up here.


**Warning, there may be triggers to some people**


"I LIKE ENGLISH DICK." - Akachi 2k16
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"I'm confirming the fact that I do, in fact, eat 'cock.' THANK YOU VERY MUCH." - Akachi 2k16
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"I LOVE WEED." - Akachi, Tuesday 20th of April at 19:47:28, EST
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"The only good thing that comes from Scotland is whisky." - Ali 2k16

"Ben you say too much weird shit that wouldn't even be funny to quote you." - Ali, Thursday 10th of March at 01:04:55, English hour
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"=gets hard from the thought of Yuki being upset and crying on his dick=" - Sarah as Arthur Kirkland

"French is a beautiful language. But don't quote me on it." - Sarah 2k16

"Alisstor is a hot piece of ass." - Sarah, Kik, Thursday 25th of February at 19:36, French hour

"Your standards aren't very high though, are they ?" (Ali)
"Yeah, that's why I'm dating Arthur" - Sarah, Skype, Thursday 10th of March at 00:40, English hour

"Well if loving you makes me a cunt, then I definitely am one." - Arthur, Text, Sunday 10th of January at 19:41, EST
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"Don't call me a boy when you know my size." - Arthur, Text, Sunday 10th of January at 05:08, EST
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"How does one toss a mass of shade?" - Arthur, Chatzy, 2k16
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"If life gives you lemons, you're supposed to make lemonade, right? Well that's for 4-6 lemons. What if life gives you 4082 lemons? What the fuck should I do then?" - Arthur, Skype, Monday 25th of April 2016

"I don't speak stroke victim." - Jus, Chatbox, Sunday 13th of March at 21:18, EST
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"If you're going to go after someone, wait until they have their goddamn wisdom teeth in!" - Haye, Skype, Monday 28th of March at 07:59, EST

"If you let a man lick your asshole, he better be the father of your child." - Haye to Sarah, Skype, Tuesday 20th of April at 20:12, EST

"Danish people aren't fucking civilised. They just look homeless." - Haye, Skype, Tuesday 20th of April at 20:18, EST

"How is 15 too young to suck dick?" - Haye, Skype, Tuesday 20th of April at 20:54, EST

"Lemme just shove a rod up my bootyhole and scream 'I DARE YA GOD'." Haye, Chatbox, Tuesday 27th of April at 19:47, EST
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~~~~~~~~~~Events~~~~~~~~~~


Staff Chat + Arthur Gets Drunk:
Arthur Being 'American':
 
Arthur Trying To Act Cool:
 
Arthur Is 'Hip':
 
Lick It Back:
 
Sarah Moaning:
 

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PostSubject: Another one   Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:58 pm

"When a girl buys a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, and a 24 pack of grey haired, self adhesive Merkins, he's called a pervert??" -Somebody prior to 2k16

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Sat Mar 26, 2016 4:50 am

AH MEMORIES~ This is not exactly quoting, more like screenshots of funny moments, but whatever. XD
(THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN SO IF ANYONE IS OFFENDED BY IT I'LL ASK SARAH TO TAKE THIS DOWN)

"Butt fuck it and I'm actually fucking sleep now." -Jean/Tora 2k16, when she was high. XD:
 

"OMG IT LOOKS LIKE ARTHUR K." -Julia 2k16:
 

So Ali and I were talking about on how she would react if Gwyn was tied up. I told her I would drool, then she said it was such a low reaction. I asked her how she would react, then it led to this -2k16:
 

"CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW" -Jean/Tora 2k16:
 

"HOW DO I FRENCH" - Jean/Tora 2k16:
 

This was when Larus was advertising their cat 2k16:
 

"I'm a super heavenly god person. :D Arthur is my wonderfully kind and beautiful unicorn. <3 Omg don't quote that." -Sarah 2k16, when the staff positions are given meaning.:
 

"I like it when I get slapped with slices of meat, right Arthur~?" -Sarah 2k16, about meat slapping. XD:
 

Calling people food is weird 2k16:
 

Stroke up 2k16:
 

Sarah and me 2k16 XD:
 

Akachi is a grown man 2k16:
 

Fun with the sassenach 2k16 XD:
 

Another "I like english dick." by Akachi on 17:44:46 26/03/2016 Phil time. I told you no promises. XD:
 

"The "I like English dick." tho :D" -Julia 2k16, 18:35:59 26/03/2016 Phil time.:
 

Poor Akachi XD -2k16, 20:06:22 26/03/2016 Phil time:
 

"I guess you can say that ya'll are... Jacking off." -Stefan 2k16, 00:35:30 27/03/2016 Phil time:
 

I wasn't sure if Ali was serious about the 'send it to me' thing because she logged out so suddenly before I can reply. Anyways. -2k16, 00:54:11 27/03/2016 Phil time.:
 

Credits to: Julia for pictures, and for the others who gave us a laugh.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Sat Mar 26, 2016 4:40 pm

"YES #% IS THE LIMIT" - Maria's version of 'The sky is the limit'
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"Ali tries to sing her pathetic self to sleep" - Sarah (why am I even quoting that...)
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"ALI AND HAYE HOLD HANDS WTF WORLD IS ENDING" - Sarah
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"CALLUM IS SO DISGUSTING" - Sarah (Who was probably trying to show Arthur he had no reason to be jalous)
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"Gay porn actors get paid SOOOOO much money (Ben)
-My dream job. Don't tell Arthur" - Sarah
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"Why am I so hooooooooot" - Sarah
and "Arthur is gonna guck his enter key" - Laurs
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"Who do you wanna fuck in the Olympus ?" - Ali (I quote myself because I'm funny.)
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"I will have a hard time remembering everybody's nipples" - Albou
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Sun Apr 03, 2016 3:56 pm

" -invades Iran- "

-Ben, 2k16

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:00 am

"It's just a bit nipply here." - Jean 2k16

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"Nah you know what, i'na go found my own country. find a nice island or something." - Sole 2k16

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:39 am

Akaito runs Kaito-nii over with an ice cream truck- Kirs and Jean 2k16 (via Skype, screenshot by Jean):
 
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:53 pm

"Arthur can I call you Arthururu"
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Wed Apr 13, 2016 12:29 am

"Sex is like cool dude" - Haye 4/12/16 @ 11:22 pm
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AND LIKE EVERYTHING ELSEE IN THIS FROM HER IS GOLDEN
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:15 pm

"Brong me Spiderman!" -Larus 4/13/16 2k16

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:04 pm

"You know I can just reach into your rabbit hole." -Larus
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:24 pm

"There's more than one way to eat something if you know what I mean." -Larus
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:38 pm

"Thank the three breasted goddesses I'm safe" ~ Ash 4/14/16
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"wait what 0_0 XD oh for the lack of zeus's sex control really?!" ~ Ash reacting to getting quoted for the above quote

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:42 pm

"KOREAN DICK IS WHERE ITS AT" ~ AKACHI
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"KOREAN DICK IS PROLLY BIGGER THAN ENGLISH DICK" ~ AKACHI AGAIN
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:43 pm

"It is tight in there" -Larus
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:59 pm

"I don't do quotes" ~ Pwyll 4/14/16

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:21 pm

Pwyll claiming they won't be quoted again:

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Akachi believing ted cruz is the zodiac killer:


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Larus could have been drawing porn:

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:31 pm

Jus thinking Larus has a nice butt:

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:44 pm

Sea not knowing what a punt is and jus once again admitting they think larus has a nice ass:

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:58 pm

"[Being single isnt that bad] because sometimes I wish I was single" ~Sarah 2k16 (In a skype call)

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:21 pm

"I COULD FEEL IT IN MY SPINE" - Sarah 4/20

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes From Site Members   Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:27 pm



"I get enough cuddles from my imaginary Scotland" ~ Ali

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