Corrupt-A-Wish ( Hetalia style)

-is also out of wishes, for now-

Aileas Kirkland wrote:I wish fer Davis tae come on more.

*gets dragged on*


Kay...

I wish that everyone would stop drinking obssessively :T

Granted, but we are now all sober and bored, so we constantly bother you.

I wish Davis would loosen up and have a drink with us sometime.

Granted, but the secret badass Welsh side we all know he has makes an appearance and he finds himself a threesome while everyone else is left forever alone :P

I wish that there was no such thing as sexual frustration :(

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock

Word on the street, you got something to show me
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery
I'm intrigued for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on, baby, let me see what you're hiding underneath


Granted.
Your balls fall off and you don't have to worry about havin' too much about
*loud censor* or your *beeeeeeeeeeep* turnin' blue and *bbeeeeeeppppp*

But, you're a woman now~
Ain't that great?
And at least ya' don't have to worry about sexual frustration~

I wish that a seafood diet really meant that when you "see food, you eat it."

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken, boy, stop acting like a beeotch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the payoff
Come on, baby, let me see what you're hiding underneath

Granted, but then you go blind.

I wish Romano could come on more for Denzy-kun and me~

Granted. But he tops you. Into OBLIVION.

I wish that the solution to sexual frustration did not involve bodily harm.

*Joins because this thread seems very amusing.*

Granted, but now there is no longer any solution.

I wish for Lithuania to go die in a fiery ditch. *Points to said ditch.*

Granted, but he drags you into it with him.

I wiiiiiisssshhhh I was better at Roleplaying.

...This is difficult.

I PASS.

Oh, and I wish that there was a non-harmful solution to sexual frustration.

Granted, but you will never feel any sexual feelings at all, ever again.

I vish little brother vould leave me alone.

Granted, but it turns out that you secretly had another younger brother, and now he's DEAD. DEAD.

I wish big sister would willingly marry me, and be happy with me.

Granted, but she will have multiple other lovers that she is happy with too, and become a Mormon so she could have them all.

I vish that big brother vould be more protective.

Granted! But now ou have to send her as many resources as he needs in order to be protected. Ukraine isn't the richest of all countries, mind you.

I wish (Mafia!)Romano would stop being so mean! D: