Corrupt-A-Wish ( Hetalia style)

Revolutionary!America on Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:22 am

I was just looking around some other forums who needed my help ~~at making their place more bad-ass~~ and found this little game.
It looked like fun, so I decided to try it out for myself.
~~But I didn't get far, since you can only screw around with so many of your own sentences before getting bored.~~

And being the nice person I am, I thought " Hey, let's let others see this game. Not like they can beat me anyway."

So here it is.

The 'Corrupt A Wish' game.
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You may have heard of it before but shut it.
I can explain the rules better than anyone of you.
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The point of the game is to corrupt the wish of the poster above you ~~no shit~~. It can be anything you want, no matter how stupid or serious. The next poster then has to screw around with it and find a loophole. For example, you were to wish that you:

Could be just as awesome as Prussia is.

Well, that would technically be impossible.
So, I could say:

Granted, but...~~you now have to live in a murderous German's basement with little to no electricity and binge on Cheetos for the rest of your life~~
your head would explode from the sheer amount of epicness leaving you dead and worse than before.

All in all, the goal is to be a pessimistic smart-ass and with other people's heads.
Sounds fun, right?

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Now, what if you can't corrupt it?
~~Well, then you suck.~~

But since I'm in a good mood, I'll be considerate.

You can:

1)Corrupt it anyway. (It doesn't matter if it's stupid or completely unrelated.)
2) Or say " Screw you! I'm not granting that!" (While it's not as funny, it's not my fault that you're an unimaginative killjoy.)

And when you're done corrupting that wish, make your own and watch as someone else screws with it.

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And since we have to put at least a few rules, lest we have idiot nobles complaining all over this thread at its " Absolutely horrendous organization", let's do it.

1) If you have any complaints at a wish being corrupted, ~~pretend I care~~ and complain to America.

2) No corrupting your own wish.( But I think that was obvious, eh?)

3) ~~You must acknowledge me as your awesome master and that I totally dominate/own you~~ WHAT?! THIS CAN'T BE A RULE?

4) ~~You must refer to me as the greatest person in the world.~~ THAT CAN'T BE EITHER? ... Fine. -mumbles-

Gott...
~~That last pair was my favorite one too...~~

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Anyway, I'll start!
Keh~

" I wish I those ~~damn~~ animators gave me more screentime on the show. "

Pangaea on Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:30 pm

Wish granted, but now you're a constant background character with no real development. Ohohoho~!

Ah wish ah was the very best, like no-one ever was.

**America** on Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:24 pm

Done; but(because you're so good) everyone totally hates you and you end up alone for the rest of your life.

I wish England would post in this forum again.

Revolutionary!America on Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:48 pm

Granted, but the thing he posts is a long rant talking about all the chores you have to do, why you're a 'wanker', steps to cleaning his unicorn collection, and a bunch of your baby pictures.

I wish Japan would stop advertising all his fetishes during the World Conference.

**America** on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:35 pm

Oh God, the baby pictures...it's like he took a picture every two seconds of my life...
~~Until he abandoned me.~~

Erhm, TOTALLY GRANTED! But, instead of advertising, he tries to act them out (like France; only worse).

AWESOME WISH HERE

I wish I could end the world financail crisis.

Pangaea on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:46 pm

Granted via the apocolypse.

Ah wish the Japan boy would say somethin' on here.

**America** on Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:11 am

Granted BUT! You gotta face his fetishes that he'll post all over the place.

I wish everyone would love me. EVERYONE.

Revolutionary!America on Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:23 am

Granted.
But EVERYONE loves you.

Meaning, you have just become with Russia and are now apart of his, West's, Spain's, Japan's and France's kinky ~~and bloody~~ bedtime games. You now have to have daily 'sessions' with them.
Have fun with that.

I wish Austria would find this site so I could harass him already. The damn noble's got a long enough break.

**America** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:40 am

Your wish was granted.
NOW YOU HAVE TO HEAR AUSTRIA ALL. OF. THE. TIME!
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

And later you'll have to deal with HUNGARY!

I wish Italy joined.
HE MAKES THE BEST FOOD.

Roderich E./Austria on Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:40 pm

Granted, but now you'll be forced to eat nothing but pasta, as that's the only thing Italy knows how to make. And now, in the place of hamburgers, you'll be forced to eat all the vegetables that come on the side of the meals and will have to deal with Italy's constant whining and crying about how you don't like his food if you don't.

I wish Prussia would use manners for once.

Revolutionary!America on Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:52 am

He I(?) do use my manners.
But who do you think the test subject is?
And everyday, I'll correct your every wrong doing.
From using the knife and fork in the right hands and placing the napkin properly on your lap.

You also get to experience hundreds of rants about how " unbelievably rude" you are for preferring to play the piano when in the company of others,

After all, the host has to care for his guests as a priority.

... I wish I could burn my hands for typing that shit.

Mathias Densen on Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:57 am

Your wish is now granted... Your hands are now burnt to a crisp along with Austrie's Piano...

I Wish Norgey would admit his happiness to me!

even if you grant it, it will never happen TTnTT

Revolutionary!America on Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:01 am

Mathias Densen wrote:Your wish is now granted... Your hands are now burnt to a crisp along with Austrie's Piano...

I Wish Norgey would admit his happiness to me!

even if you grant it, it will never happen TTnTT

Granted, but it only lasts for a few seconds.
After that, you find out that it's just a drug-induced dream.

And the one who spiked your drink was Russia.

You are now one with Russia and at the exact same condition you were with Norway.

Also, you get to listen to Sweden's rambles repeated over and over ~~along with the occasional Austria speech.~~

Have fun with that.

I wish West would move me out of the basement.
~~Or get me a heater.~~

Mathias Densen on Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:05 am

Granted, he has moved you out of the basement with two options, Either live with the dogs in the kennel in the backyard, or live with Austria and never move out... but of course the Kennel is full so you have no choice but to live with Austria.

I wish Sweden wasn't such an asshole

Wang Yao on Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:29 pm

My wish is that Japan, South Korea, Hong Kong, and Taiwan would look up to me as an older brother.

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