The "State Something About Yourself" Game

Dude. What you just wrote.
I...I think I just had an Alamo flashback....

How do you think I feel?
I'm the youngest here and I feel like I should be put in a home already!


But srsly, dude, I'm not writing about that experience again.
That would be almost as bad as if I told you what happened to at Roanoke.

.............

Oops I wasn't supposed to say anything about that.

HEY WHO WANTS BURGERS?!

Well, at least we're not as old as a certain someone -cough-China-cough-

And we're not that old.

It's not like we have white hair.
Or memory problems.
Or a decrease in height in comparison to relatives.
Or I think I should stop talking now.

...........England has magic?
I thought it was just those acid trips coming back to haunt me...



Hmmm a fact about myself.
OH! WHEN I WAS DOWNLOADING DOUJINSHI, I FOUND THIS I WAS INCREDIBLY AMUSED!

Spoiler:

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!
JUST. BEATIFUL.





And what about you having to be hooked to that yaoi fangirl?
PLEASE, BY ALL MEANS, TELL US ABOUT THAT.

HAHAHHAA!
But seriously you have no reason to complain, dude.
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE /EVERYONE RAPE PARTY BULLSHIT DOUJIN!
Or maybe you have.

FFFFFFFFFF---
It's pretty bad when the fandom gets that weird about you.
IT'S NOT COOL MAN! IT'S JUST NOOOOOOOT!!!

Fact about myself: I'm paired up with almost everyone.
Yes.
Including you.
And Austria appearantly....
And Russia's sisters....
And everyone else I can think of besides the obviously too incredibly cracky ones like HRE.
Japan, I'm suing you for emotional trama.

Well, are YOU said to have late night 'fun times' with three people, who are the same gender either at the same time or one after another?

I mean, Gott. I understand that the bad trio is pure sexiness but, that doesn't mean you can set me up with them.

Besides, last time I went on a 'date' with France....
It became the last time.

And I'm paired up with you, and Austria. Ah, also Hungary and West (both when he was little and now). That would technically mean I was paired with the HRE.... Ugh....

Not to forget Italy and his bruder (whose name I have forgotten. )

And Russia... In a way which I do not want to speak of.
Ever.

I'm wringing his neck first.

You forgot these.

Spoiler:

.........BWAHAAHHAAAAAA!!!!

Talk about screwing yourself with your enemy!

Hahahahahaha I will fucking kill you if you touch my bro.

I...uh....yeah...
I also get paired with Ronald McDonald and the dude who invented KFC.
There was even a doujin.
......I don't wanna talk about it....

Oh and whales, aliens, ect.

For all we know; he has them already spread out across the internet through various network connections.
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE SYSTEM, MAN!
YOU JUST CAN'T!
But I'm fine.
Except for that picture.
That picture was not fine.
BUT THAT'S PERFECTLY OKAY BECAUSE I, YOUR HERO, WILL SOLVE THIS PROBLEM EASILY!

HOW!?
WHAT AN AMAZING QUESTION YOU ASKED ME!
We kidnap him and make sure Hungary doesn't find out.
HE CAN TOTALLY CRASH WITH ME! WE'RE PRACTICALLY ROOMATES ANYWAY!
Then we wait until she pays a ransom.
AND THAT IS HOW I WILL SAVE US ALL!

Another important fact about me?
Hmmmmm
I think you germans have weird cartoons, dude.

Spoiler:

They're disturbing past any point of return but still pretty cool.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!